This just in:
Caller: Can you send me an officer, I am having a problem with a lizzard in my living room.
Me: With a lizzard?
Caller: Yes I was thinking maybe you could send me an officer to help corral the thing.
Me: (Very gently because this caller sounds very, very old and I have a soft spot for elderly callers) Well, um, quite honestly I'm not really sure what an officer could do to help with a lizzard...
Caller: Well, yeah....I was thinking they could lend some moral support.....
I ended up sending an officer. What can I say, every now and again, I am a just a big softy.
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