If you are going to rob a convenience store, and the employee catches and throttles you, when you are lucky enough to break free, make sure you take your getaway car with you.
Moron left his personal vehicle with all his information inside of it, in the parking lot and was caught just a few hours later on foot.
If the criminals were smart, we wouldn't catch them.
Bonus Dumbass: My pastor's bills were all stolen out of his mailbox and a suspect "washed" all of the checks and cashed them. Idiot used his real name and was easily tracked down within days.
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I've said it before. If it weren't for stupid people, there'd be no smart people. It's all relative. We need people who flounder at the shallow end of the gene pool. It's the only thing that sets us apart from everyone else.
hahaha we had a guy in the neighboring county break into a store after hours. He sat in there after taking various items, and made several long distance phone calls. while talking on the phone he doodled on a notepad the whole time. what was he doodling? his name over and over again
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