First person to tell me why it is a CRIME that gas prices have reached $2.86 wins..... the admiration of their peers.
Hint: $2.61 would have been even funnier
I am a police dispatcher. I have 6 years experience and am married to a cop. 5150 is California Welfare and Institutions Code for the lights are on but nobody is home. If I had a dime for every time someone dialed 911 asking for 411 I'd be rich. My personal motto is, "Yes someone DID in fact call 911 from your residence and then hang up, 911 does not do random house calls."
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Some times I feel like I'm being 261'd at the pump. At least we don't live in the Neatherlands where they are paying $6.48 a gallon. But then again, Venezuela is only paying $0.12 a gallon.
California Penal Code 286: (paraphrased) Thou shalt not commit sodomy.
California Penal Code 261: (paraphrased) Thou shalt not rape.
...and I don't even live there.
Yeah, we feel raped by gas prices here too. I'm paying over 3.00 still.
Aw man...."Mr Police man" beat me to it while I was typing.
Well, it is kind of a tie, because Mr. Police Man identified "261'd" at the gas pump, but Wadical said sodomy first. Good job guys and bonus extra credit, cuz WWW is all the way on the other side of the country! Thanks for playing!
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