SORRY TO SHOUT

6/17/04

I copied this over from a different screen and it came out in all caps, and I am very sorry, but I am far too lazy to rewrite the darn thing...

SO AN OFFICER I KNOW, WE WILL CALL HIM, "D" TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT, WAS SCANNING AND HEARD A PURSUIT IN A NEARBY CITY, SO OF COURSE HE DECIDES TO JOIN THE FUN. HE FINDS ALL OF THE PATROL CARS ABANDONED, DUE TO A FOOT PURSUIT AND HE GETS OUT TO LOOK AROUND. SO HE NOTICES THIS ONE PATROL CAR THAT LOOKED WEIRD TO HIM BECAUSE THE WINDOWS WERE SO DARKLY TINTED. SO "D" LEANS OVER AND TRIES TO PEER INTO THE BACK WINDOW TO SEE INSIDE. SUDDENLY A K-9 COMES RUNNING AT HIM GROWLING, SO "D" YELPS AND JUMPS INTO THE BACK SEAT...OF A PATROL CAR, THUS LOCKING HIMSELF IN. SO UP COMES THE K9 HANDLER, AND HE IS WONDERING WHY HIS DOG IS BARKING AND CLAWING AT THE BACK SEAT. SO THE HANDLER OPENS THE BACK DOOR, NOT EXPECTING A PERSON, AND SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL, WHEN HE SEES "D". "WTF?!?"HE SAYS, BECAUSE IT DOES NOT COMPUTE THAT THERE IS A UNIFORMED POLICE OFFICER HANGING OUT IN THE BACKSEAT OF HIS PATROL CAR. ESPECIALLY ONE WHO IS LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY BCUZ HE IS SO EMBARRASSED. SOOOOO.... AFTER THE PD GUY SAYS, "BOY YOU F--IN' STATE COPS ARE STUPID!" AND THEY HAVE A GOOD LAUGH, "D" AND THE HANDLER RE-JOIN THE FOOT PURSUIT AND EVENTUALLY CAUGHT THE GUY....THE END